cute-suggestions:

in 2019 we’re not gonna purposely make ourselves sad anymore!!! no more looking at that blog bc you know it’ll make you sad! no more clicking on a link to a song that brings back bad memories or a post that reminds you of bad times just to make yourself feel bad!! we’re gonna start to love ourselves in 2019 and strive to be happy bitch!!!!!

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affectionatesuggestion:

let’s go get slurpies together and then go to a park and I’ll push you on the tire swing and we will laugh and laugh until our sides hurt

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fairycosmos:

icarly was right: live life…………..breathe air………i know somehow we’re gonna get there

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polyglotplatypus:

thesnadger:

Peter B: I don’t want kids, I’m afraid of that.

Miles: *exists*

Peter B: *Knocks on MJ’s door* Hey let’s get back together and adopt a dozen spider-babies I’m ready.

Gwen:  I don’t do friends, I’ll just get hurt.

Miles: *exists*

Gwen: So here’s my phone number and my twitter handle you know what I’ll just open an interdimensional portal to say hey later.

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whitegirlblog:

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo

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bidoof:

scene i’ve been imagining a lot lately: guy orders a big mac from mcdonalds and asks the person at the counter “hey how do you eat this?” and the cashier says “you bite off a piece of it and chew it and swallow it” and the customer says “i see…just like at the other mcdonalds”

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okaybutch:

Me Dec 31 2018 11:59 pm:

Me Jan 1 2019 12:00 pm:

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johns-potato:

deadmomjokes:

kill-your-idles:

Pet peeves in TV shows and movies:

Unfastened coats in winter

Obviously empty coffee cups

Hanging up the phone without saying goodbye

Obviously empty handbags

Leaving barely touched plates of food in a restaurant

Apartments and homes that don’t match up to income 

Having a job but never being at work

A million pillows on the bed when waking up/going to bed

Perfectly clear counters

Leaving the front door open when walking into someone’s house

(via onestitchaway)

kaype5589:

jillbert:

jillbert:

jillbert:

ONE OF OUR INSTRUCTORS ACCIDENTALLY GOT PAID $787,000 THIS MONTH IM WHEEZING, OMFG PAYROLL

A PAYROLL EMPLOYEE ENTERED 123 INSTEAD OF 1 SO HE GOT PAID 123 TIMES WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO

this is the rare $786,708 payday. reblog to receive more money than you were expecting on your next paycheck 💫

More money is always welcome

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nikoni:

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dooptown:

what the villagers see when you save and quit in front of them

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galesofnovember:

Yesterday at the foster clinic there was a woman with a litter of tiny, tiny kittens, one of whom was a beautiful orange and white creamsicle.  I told her, “I love orange boy cats, they are all so stupid.” and the foster mom said to me, with tears of love in her eyes, face glowing with maternal pride, “He is only 6 days old and I can already tell that he’s going to be so stupid!”

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lesbwian:

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gentlemangeek:

This is the last thing you see before you die

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